My friend, Robin, just saw the film, Safety Not Guaranteed. A newspaper reporter sees this ad, "Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed."
Robin asked me, "What weapon would you bring?"
Without a pause, I said, "Liquid Paper."
Without a pause, I said, "Liquid Paper."
"Good idea," he replied.
"What weapon would you bring?"
Robin sighed and thought long and hard - like a good weapon. "If I had to bring a weapon," he said, "a little printer that makes business cards -- like Jim Rockford had. He never used his gun unless he had to. He kept it in a cookie jar, for Pete's sake. But he'd always be making business cards. He kept a little business card printer in the glove box of his car. It gave him an air of authority. Oh...and a clipboard. With a business card and a clipboard, I would be automatically imbued with competence and authority. And I could use the clipboard for bludgeoning...if I had to."
What weapon would YOU bring?
Robin sighed and thought long and hard - like a good weapon. "If I had to bring a weapon," he said, "a little printer that makes business cards -- like Jim Rockford had. He never used his gun unless he had to. He kept it in a cookie jar, for Pete's sake. But he'd always be making business cards. He kept a little business card printer in the glove box of his car. It gave him an air of authority. Oh...and a clipboard. With a business card and a clipboard, I would be automatically imbued with competence and authority. And I could use the clipboard for bludgeoning...if I had to."
What weapon would YOU bring?
