What Do I Serve at a Dump Dinner?

My friend, Susan, wanted to invite her boyfriend over for dinner to break off with him. She said, "I want him to get the hint by the second or third course.  What should I serve?"

Bread:  Yesterday's

Appetizer:  Dumplings, stuffed grape leaves 

Drink:  Water, glasses half-empty, chilled

Soup:  Egg drop or split pea

Eggs:  Over easy

Fish:  Flounder

Dessert:  Turnovers